Tundra Man
By Jeff Carlson and Mojo Nixon
 
When I look out into your eyes out there, 
When I look out into your faces,
You know what I see?
I see a little bit of Tundra Man
In each and every one of you out there.
 
Lemme tell ya...
Weeeeeeeeeellllllll...
 
Tundra Man is everywhere
Tundra Man is everything
Tundra Man is everybody
Tundra Man is still the king
 
Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big T
Inside of you and me
 
Tundra Man is everywhere, man!
He's in everything.
He's in everybody...
Tundra Man is in your jeans.
He's in your cheeseburgers
Tundra Man is in Nutty Buddies!
Tundra Man is in your mom!
He's in everybody.
He's in the young, the old,
the fat, the skinny,
the white, the black
the brown and the blue
people got Tundra Man in 'em too
 
Tundra Man is in everybody out there.
Everybody's got Tundra Man in them!
Everybody except one person that is...
Yeah, one person!
The evil opposite of Tundra Man.
The Anti-Tundra Man
Anti-Tundra Man got no Tundra Man in 'em,
lemme tell ya.
 
Polar Bear has no Tundra Man in him.
 
And Tundra Man is in Kris Bowline
but he's trying to get out, man!
He's trying to get out!
Listen up Krissie Baby!
 
Man, there's a lot of unexplained phenomenon
out there in the world.
Lot of things people say
What the heck's going on?
Let me tell ya!
Who built the pyramids?
TUNDRA MAN!
Who built Stonehenge?
TUNDRA MAN!
 
Yeah, man ,you see guys
walking down the street
pushing shopping carts
and you think they're talking to Allah,
they're talking to themselves.
No, Man they're talking to TUNDRA MAN!
 
You know what’s going on in that Bermuda Triangle?
Down in the Bermuda Triangle
Tundra Man needs boats.
Tundra Man needs boats.
Tundra Man Tundra Man Tundra Man
Aahh! The Sailing Tundra Man!
Captain Tundra Man!
Commodore Tundra Man it is.
 
Yeah man, you know people from outer space,
people from outer space they come up to me.
They don't look like Doctor Spock.
They don't look like Klingons,
all that Star Trek jive.
They look like Tundra Man.
TUNDRA MAN!
Everybody in outer space looks like Tundra Man.
Cause Tundra Man is a perfect being.
We are all moving in perfect peace and harmony towards Tundra Manness
 
Soon all will become Tundra Man.
Everything everywhere will be Tundra Man.
Why do you think they call it evolution anyway?
It's really Tundra-Manlution!
 
That's right ladies and gentlemen,
The time has come!
Time has come to talk
To that little bit of Tundra Man inside of you.
Talk to it!
Call it up!
Say "Tundra Man, heal me!"
"Save me, Tundra Man!"
"Make me be born again
in the perfect Tundra Man light"
 
That's right!
You've got that Tundra Man inside of ya
and he's talkin to ya
He says he wants you to sing!
Everybody's got to sing like the king!
Like the king
Get that leg going now
Get your lip too.
Not no fool Billy Idol lip either
Everybody!
Yeah, we're rockin now!
Tundra Man is with us.
He's with us and he's speaking to us.
He says "Peoples!"
"Peoples!"
"Everybody!"
"Everybody got to sing!"
 
Tundra Man is everywhere
Tundra Man is everything
Tundra Man is everybody
Tundra Man is still the king
 
Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big T
Inside of you and me
 
Tundra Man!